Wednesday, June 30, 2010

What's Emily Doing in the Tommily Department?




CAN YOU SAY CUDDLE BUDDY? I bet you can! Emily was seen cuddling with her boy toy in line for Eclipse. The pair have seemed to have grown even closer since our field agents have last stolen a photo of the elusive couple. Certainly they must be close if the (reportedly straight) boy friend was willing to wait in line for eclipse for twelve hours for his girl friend and ask for nothing in return. "They're a real power couple," an insider tells W.E.W, "The kind of people everyone loves to see together." THE ONLY THING THAT CAN ECLIPSE TOMMY? Eclipse of course! Emily barely held her boyfriend's hand during the movie she was so engaged in it. Her appreciation of the film didn't seem to go beyond the dark theater though leaving she was quoted saying "That didn't follow the film at all" with a pouty face. Pout away princess, you can complain all you want after waiting for twelve hours.

Monday, June 28, 2010

What's Emily Wearing Summer Season?





CAN YOU SAY TANK TOP? Target hopefully can speak at a kindergarten level and can! Emily was recently seen shopping at a Boutique with her stylist and at the beach with her buff beau. The connection? Both times she was wearing Target Couture Tank Tops. The star goes for a look that is sporty and fun, attractive yet comfortable and ultimately functional. Clearly this is one star who values not only looking good, but feeling good while doing it. BUYERS REMORSE? Not for Emily! her statement on the issue: "It was a good investment and I feel satisfied" And as two of the three tank tops have been revealed fans are already begging to see whats next. Move over summer of the Aquarius, the Summer of tank tops is here!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

What's Emily's Entourage?



CAN YOU SAY LOVE SLAVES? Emily's entourage sure can! Emily knows that to make it in the business you need to have the right people to help you along. For styling before the A-list shindigs like prom and a great photographer for proffesional photoshoots, Emily has her stylist Kristen Everts. For heart to heart conversations and emotional support Emily has her friend Sarah Craig. Krystal Smith takes on the role of secretary, and Noah Goudie takes up the rear for publicity. A PICKLE OF PERFECTION: As for the final key member of emily's entourage Thomas Blythe is there to cheer emily up when she has grumpy gills, and take care of her when sick. Emily was caught saying on facebook "thank you boyfriend for making me feel better :))". Clearly this is one chia pet with a ceramic stethyscope. It may be a bit cold! Ooh!

Saturday, June 26, 2010

What's Emily Got to Do With Chia Pets?







CAN YOU SAY EVERYTHING? This star can! From getting her arm candy to let his hair curl, to having him pause for photo ops, this girl can get it all. The benefits of being a first girlfriend are coming clear for the young star "She can shape him into how she'd like him without changing who he is," Relationship expert Rupert Gooday says, "Like a chia pet, you can trim the chia how you want it, but the ceramic base will always be the one you fell for and picked at the store." And a fine ceramic base Tommy is, with some TLC that chia pet can be horticultured to a ferocious man-tiger... or a kitty, whatever Emily pleases. CHA-CHA-CHA-BLEECH Sure, like a baby trying to crawl and falling after its first few steps, Tommy will be prone to mistakes, but this reporter is sure he'll be running in no time. Let the age of the Chia-baby-pickle begin! ...or is that Baby-chia-pickle?

Thursday, June 24, 2010

What's Emily Doing to Relax?

CAN YOU SAY SAND IN YOUR SHORTS FUN? Tommy sure can! Emily was just spotted at Laguna Beach with a gal pal her boyfriend. She was sporting a Tank Top and had her hand wrapped around Thomas: Her shirtless hunk! This girl sure knows how to pick some one to up her image! THE END OF TOMMILY: rumours have been spreading about the pair heading for a break, and are they? See for yourself in this clip the paparazzi camera girl who goes only by sweet hart 9 picked up (see video)


Wednesday, June 23, 2010

What's Emily Trending?



CAN YOU SAY GAGA? Babies Can! The young star Emily was recently seen using one of Lady Gaga's patented fame tactics: The freak factor. A recently released photo of the star has some saying she's gone to far (see right). Although many critics say Emily is loosing her roots as a small town girl in her freak bit, this reporter must break some rules and stop being neutral to say this: whether famous or not, people have a right to show skin or tongue and kiss anybody they want. MISTER SISTER'S SOUL SISTER? Perhaps a fellow star who would understand Emily's plight best is Miley Cyrus, who was also criticized recently for going to far by showing too much skin and dancing too sexylicious with other female dancers. When will people realize were here to praise stars and not judge them? aren't they after all, the Fame Monsters that we created? (Yeah that was a Gaga reference too, and Miss Emily would be proud)

What's Emily Working On?




CAN YOU SAY HER CAREER? Her publicist and photographer can! Emily was spotted at a local panera by field agent Kristen Everts meeting with her publicist and her stylist/photographer (See Left). Although the agenda of this elite group is undetermined, the more important news, what she ordered for her lunch meeting was overheard: A Bacon Turkey Bravo. Now this is one starlet who sure knows how to eat!
WHATS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HER CAREER? Tommily of course! The young star puts her relationships before her career, she even interrupted her lunch meeting to take a call from her beau Thomas (see right) "She knows some things are more important than being famous- maybe even most things." A close friend of Emily tells W.E.W. Way to keep your head out of the stars and keep it real power girl!